Chatter: What do horses/hippies eat?

Patrick:
Yeah, and we saw the horses and I said hi and they went "neeeeigh" and they looked at me and they were walking around and eating their dinner and . . . . *tilting head* What do horses eat?

Female relative:
They eat oats and hay and grass.

Patrick:
They eat grass for dinner? And they have grass for breakfast?

Female relative:
Yes.

Patrick:
Do YOU eat grass for breakfast? *giggling*

Female relative:
No, silly boy, I've never had grass for breakfast.

Unidentified eavesdropping smartass:
Um, are you sure about that? I'm pretty sure that you did in college . . .