Eff yeah!

The good news: I have a new SAHM friend!
The bad news: She doesn't swear as much as I'd like her to.


I should whip up one of these for her as inspiration:

Made with love for my friend Corey while he was living in Portlandia.

Only our friend Paul would hang this in his home with pride - such a good sport, that one.

Aunt Alice was happy to receive this to celebrate the end of a particularly bad year.

This lived in my office for the past four years of my working life, because I like to raise employee morale like that.

I've made a few others that I failed to photograph, like this one, and this one, and this one. The best was when I gave a somewhat toned down "F*ck Cancer" to our friend Paul's dear Mormon mother. She giggled and held it to her chest in embarrassment, but I'm pretty sure she shared that sentiment. Sweet Vickey.

Well, my goal is to get this SAHM to drop the eff-bomb by end-of-summer. I may have to get her worked up over the state of health care or the impending 2012 election to do so, but desperate times . . .